jessica

1. (jessica) (8607↑, 4074↓)

a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"

dude that girl jessica totally move me.

Author: i\<3me http://jessica.urbanup.com/2143116

2. (jessica) (7732↑, 4491↓)

a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.

Me - Dude, I love Jessica. Friend - Me too. Who doesn't? Me - Stupid fuckers that's who.

Author: ivorywirea7x http://jessica.urbanup.com/2891922

3. (Jessica) (6177↑, 3962↓)

An extremely common female name.

person 1: What's that girl's name? person 2: Jessica

Author: p\!atdbrendonsgirl http://jessica.urbanup.com/2021668

4. (jessica) (4447↑, 2551↓)

she is an amAzing and beautiful girl with the best smile. she has the effect of brightening up someone's day (even just by smiling). she is absolutely adorable. she sometimes says things without thinking, but she's so cute when she does. she's sooo funny. she smells really nice too. in one word, jessica is wonderful.

Here's my totally awesome friend, Jessica\!

Author: Mistah http://jessica.urbanup.com/1601494

5. (Jessica) (1267↑, 300↓)

A girl you are lucky to know. Jessica's tend to have the brightest smiles. They usually give you full attention & have an intense stare that can be intimidating, but they are so sweet there is no need to be intimidated. If you are a guy & you let a Jessica get away then you are a dumb shit because Once a Jessica loves, she loves forever. Jessica's deserve guys that will go to the ends of the earth, & walk on fire to be with them. That's how amazing they are. Jessica's are also good friends that are always there for a friend in need. They are Loyal, kind & forgiving. Anyone who would take advantage of or lie to a Jessica is a worthless piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live. If you have ever wronged a Jessica you should be eternally ashamed of yourself. Jessica's stand up for what is right, & tend to do the right thing. They are never to proud to say sorry if they do the wrong thing. Basically Jessica's are amazing.

"She's the most amazing girl in the world..." "She must be a Jessica then" "I wish I'd never let Jessica go\!" "Jessica is the best friend I have ever had."

Author: jessica's are amazing\! http://jessica.urbanup.com/4869885

6. (Jessica) (3185↑, 2417↓)

Jessica is one of the coolest people ever\! jessica's are one of the most prettiest people ever and they are sooo smart\!

Have you seen Jessica she is soo amazing and beutiful.

Author: Jessxo78 http://jessica.urbanup.com/3315261

7. (Jessica) (2500↑, 1836↓)

my name

jessica is my name

Author: Jess11 http://jessica.urbanup.com/3312086

8. (Jessica) (926↑, 329↓)

an incredibly amazing girl who has a big heart and is fun loving, not consertive at all and she's free spirited. Jessica's are generally good and nice people but if you get on their bad side they will let you know how much of a stupid fucker they think you are. Jessica's are sexy and aren't prude. Normally Jessica's are down for anything, but ocassionally they think things through and decide if it's a good idea or not. Don't fear it's not too often. Jessica's also digg getting nicknames.

person1: Dude who's that? person 2: That's Jessica, the best fucking person ever\! person 1: SEXY\!\!

Author: wise_ass_mother_trucker http://jessica.urbanup.com/3656091

9. (Jessica) (1908↑, 1325↓)

Jessica is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She is the most amazing girl and deserves the entire world. She is my best friend and the best girl i have ever called mine. So basically Jessica is the best girl in the world\!

Dude: Have you seen Jessica. Dude 2: Yeah mean shes gorgeous\!

Author: A Capilliary Disaster http://jessica.urbanup.com/3284477

10. (Jessica) (734↑, 289↓)

An amazing, beautiful, smart, funny, talented, kind human being.

Barb: That girl is so awesome\! Eric: She is such a Jessica\!

Author: jessicalee_3 http://jessica.urbanup.com/3581368

11. (jessica) (602↑, 198↓)

the prettiest girl in the world\! :) also a girl that you find yourself falling in love with quicker than you would have ever imagined. super sexy, fun, random:), hot, wonderful, sweet, and in every way the most awesome girl to get to know\!

when your going through life, and you just run into an awesome girl along the way, that is a jessica\!

Author: kyle:) http://jessica.urbanup.com/3685165

12. (Jessica) (451↑, 111↓)

A fun loving sweet girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind. She is often loved by others, but there are thse who don't like her. She is a thrill seeker and loves to test her limits. She sees herself as an average person, but people find her very sexy and attractive. She tries her best to help those around her, even if they don't fall into her circle. [ BE WARNED], if you piss off a jessica she is more likely to make your life such an utter hell for a [VERY LONG TIME] than forgive you any time soon. however she does look over a lot of things so it is kind of hard to piss her off. She has this carefree air about her, and may seem like a bubble head, but when you get to know her she is a very smart person, and is very complex with her thoughts and her views on life. She loves tha arts, and animals. She can however be very dominant in a lot of situations and is better left alone when she is having a bad day because if she says she can punch your lights out, then chances are she can. She can brighten anybody's day with a simple hello and a smile, and hates to see others bullied.

bob: who is that? bobette: Oh that's JESSICA\! SHe's a very nice person, you should go talk to her. bob: Ok thanks, I think I will.

Author: XxcandylandalaskaxX http://jessica.urbanup.com/4142152

13. (Jessica) (517↑, 182↓)

SEXY LADY. So suave, classy, Independent, beautiful, grateful, charitable, generous, caring, fiery, intelligent,elegant, and fun. Jessicas are natural man magnets. Men get more addicted to jessicas than to heroin\! They cant take their eyes off her. If you are a male and you have a jessica in love with you that you must have some great luck boy\! But be careful, they are experts at breaking hearts.

"wow whos that lady?' "oh thats jessica." "i feel like my heart is going to burst out of my chest\!" "shes addictive. i cant take my eyes off her."

Author: A+T=true love http://jessica.urbanup.com/3654824

14. (Jessica) (469↑, 217↓)

One sexy ass chick who rocks yuh socks (;

Person 1: Duuuude, you know Jessica? Person 2: Oh yeah, man, she's flllly. Person 1: Hell yyyeahhh.

Author: JM0RB\!D http://jessica.urbanup.com/3617969

15. (Jessica) (379↑, 153↓)

An absolutely amazing girl, that you just MUST love. She has great eyes, a nice body, an amazing voice, ans a smile that will melt your heart. She is sweet, loving, funny, and has a great personality in general. I love her with all my heart, and I have since the moment I met her, and I hope I always will.

Person - Do you know that Jessica girl ? Me - Yes\! She's absolutely amazing, and she's taken my heart. Person - Aww.

Author: Andrew McNeill http://jessica.urbanup.com/3781245

16. (Jessica) (329↑, 127↓)

Innocence incarnate. The most perfect girl ever. And so modest as well

Did you see that angel? She was so Jessica\!

Author: allhers http://jessica.urbanup.com/4053399

17. (Jessica) (383↑, 215↓)

A totally awesome girl who deserves everything in the world and much much more\! She is an awesome friend, and if anyone has a problem with anything she says or does, they should go die or something cause they suck. Jessica is the best friend in the entire world, and I wanna be there for her for forever and ever\!

Jessica is totally awesome\!

Author: MaiyaN http://jessica.urbanup.com/2898964

18. (Jessica) (321↑, 167↓)

The prettiest girl on campus. She is sweet cute athletic and smart. She is probaly the most amazing girl you will find.

I love that girl Jessica. I like Jessica, "Jess".

Author: Alexis Czencz http://jessica.urbanup.com/3720676

19. (Jessica) (246↑, 128↓)

A person who is talented in the arts and is extremely random. They tend to be a little shy at first, but once they know you are the nicest people you will ever meet. They can be the craziest people you know. A term for an amazingly great dance where you wiggle your legs and do the exorcist.

Guy 1: Hey you going to the art show? Guy 2: Yeah i hear they have tons of Jessica's there. Guy 1: Isn't there always?

Author: nevertrustwhatyoushouldnttrust http://jessica.urbanup.com/3812218

20. (Jessica) (163↑, 87↓)

A Jessica is a person who you wont want to ever forget. Her love and friendship will tattoo itself upon your heart and soul for ever. She has a smile that out does everyone elses. She pick's lousy best friends who ignore her for his own stupid reasons (btw, he's sorry about that). shes got hair so silky that you wont want to stop twisint it or running it through your fingers. She's one of the few people that you can look in the eyes and not feel uncomfortable about it. A Jessica makes for a great friend even if i dont.

[Jessica is a great person]

Author: A Lousy Friend http://jessica.urbanup.com/4169733

21. (Jessica) (202↑, 146↓)

the fCking most AMAZING girl in the world.

Jessica is awesome I am so jealous I wish I was her. ;)

Author: meOwits Jessica love(: http://jessica.urbanup.com/3401402

22. (Jessica) (73↑, 22↓)

Jessicas are all bitches. End of story.

"Ew, there's that slag Jessica again\!"

Author: LOL guess? http://jessica.urbanup.com/6253190

23. (Jessica) (73↑, 24↓)

A girl who tends to "act cool" but really isnt. Usually greasy. Tends to put herself before others, with malicious intent to really just steal your BF. Liar, cheater, if you have any younger children, watch out\!\!\! She comes off nice at first, but will steal the virginity of your first born before the childs even born\! If you meet a jessica, definitely date her, she takes it in all holes all at once, that being said, she is also very talented\!\!

Niki; did u see Jessica last night?? Steve; Yea i did\! Her hair looked like the pizza i ate this morning. Niki; I mean,, at the party?? Steve; Yea, i didnt see her, but i could sure smell her dirty vag :0 Niki; Ahhh yea,,, thats definitely a Jessica thing. lol

Author: My name is Jessica http://jessica.urbanup.com/6231408

24. (Jessica) (69↑, 21↓)

A girl who cheats on lots of guys , who is very easy to "please" because she has NO expectations and who is a complete BITCH when you try and help her. This girl will usually hop in a car, bed, or really anywhere with anyone at anytime.

guy 1: "Wasn't she dating Dave last week?" guy 2: "yeah but now she's with some other dude." guy:1: "Wow, she's sucha Jessica."

Author: don'tworryaboutit\!\!\! http://jessica.urbanup.com/5465953

25. (jessica) (66↑, 20↓)

a new breed of pigs that everyone likes

i just had jessica for dinner and it was yummy

Author: manutd05 http://jessica.urbanup.com/5819987

26. (Jessica) (169↑, 123↓)

drop dead sexy, a hotty, and has a nice booty, a gift from god and is nice easy to get along with and the best friend and girlfriend their name is very common, adored alot, super smart but get ditracts easily and can't focus and gets it wrong

My girlfriend jessica is hot and i love her booty and she is so nice i know when you to break up i am going after her trust me we will never break up we get along so well

Author: skjskfkjadsgfopkret9p435-ik345 http://jessica.urbanup.com/3413405

27. (Jessica) (68↑, 23↓)

Jessica is an annoying, stuck up teenage girl. For some reason guys fall in love with her but always end up seeing how manly and gross she is. She has scabs everywhere from playing her manly sports and her boobs are pointy. For the most part, this wouldn't bother many people but her know-it-all, I'm \#1 at everything attitude just makes everyone want to beat her ass. Stay away from this slut she will ruin your day.

Look at the freaky girl, Jessica. Jessica is such an [asshole].

Author: greddkool http://jessica.urbanup.com/6228693

28. (Jessica) (120↑, 82↓)

The most amazing and beautiful woman both inside and out that I have ever met. Super cool and caring. She is so sexy, the complete package. She has a way of bringing out the best in you and making you believe in love and yourself. She is a template to what a true woman should be. To not see all the things that make her amazing and wonderful, you would truly have to be a fool.

Damn Im lucky, because that woman is such a Jessica

Author: Jehkar http://jessica.urbanup.com/4358587

29. (Jessica) (105↑, 69↓)

A girl who is generally happy and loves to smile, she makes everyday fun not matter what. Even though she has some dumb moments she turns them into something hilarious. She is a wonderful person and might be kind of hard to figure out at first but once you do you will fall in love with her. Be her friend or lover just dont treat her wrong, or she will never completely forgive you. She knows how to move on and get over boys but not her one love. She can teach you a lot of things about life and how you should just have fun and live and learn...

Jessica is an awesome person, period.

Author: Jaybebe http://jessica.urbanup.com/4615340

30. (Jessica) (38↑, 7↓)

A typically blonde, high-maintenance girl usually fairly popular for all the wrong reasons. Often nicknamed Jess, Jessie, J dawg or even try-hard slut by some. She enjoys getting into trouble and making horrible decisions to get attention from as many people as possible. She is also very over-emotional, can cry and apologize a lot and is disgusting when drunk.

"Aww man, Jessica just spewed again and now she's makin out with james\!\! How drunk do you get?\!"

Author: franny69 http://jessica.urbanup.com/6326049

31. (Jessica) (119↑, 88↓)

An absolutely amazing girl, that you just MUST love. She has great eyes, a nice body, an amazing voice, ans a smile that will melt your heart. She is sweet, loving, funny, and has a great personality in general. Normally Jessica's are down for anything, but ocassionally they think things through and decide if it's a good idea or not.They smells really nice too. Jessica's also digg getting nicknames.Jessica is a person who is talented in the arts and is extremely random. They tend to be a little shy at first, but once they know you, they are the nicest people you will ever meet. She has this carefree air about her, and may seem like a bubble head, but when you get to know her she is a very smart person, and is very complex with her thoughts and her views on life. She loves the arts, and animals.

"Who's that?" "Oh, that's Jessica, she's legit." "Why do I feel so much cooler while in her presence?" "Because she's awesome like that\!"

Author: isobella123g http://jessica.urbanup.com/4564366

32. (jessica) (41↑, 11↓)

A very jealous and insecure little girl, jealous of every other girl she meets, a liar, loser and someone who is consumed by evil

jessica is such a jealous loser thats why no one wants to date her or be her friend

Author: yousontneedtoknowwhore http://jessica.urbanup.com/6327247

33. (Jessica) (45↑, 16↓)

A character in a movie or TV show who usually dies within the first scene after mysteriously collapsing. While they are lying motionlessly on the ground, their name is often screamed very loudly and repeatedly.

*Jessica collapses* Jessica's friend/relative: JESSICA\!\! JESSICA\!\!

Author: dietsierramist http://jessica.urbanup.com/5837143

34. (Jessica) (213↑, 184↓)

dayum sexy ass biotch\!

fuck man, that girl rite there is such a jessica\!

Author: a SeXy AsS bIoTcH :) http://jessica.urbanup.com/3588681

35. (jessica) (38↑, 11↓)

someone who is so posessed by evil and jealousy they go to incredible lengths to see the envied person experience even an ounce of pain compared to what is their life. They are miserable inside so they try to make everyone else miserable too. They wish they were like you yet try to convince people how bad you are. They want people to dislike you because they are so jealous.

jessica the loser, creepy, weirdo, avoid her\!

Author: youcreepcreepcreeper http://jessica.urbanup.com/6327292

36. (jessica) (36↑, 12↓)

loser that no one likes, hangs out with other ugly losers very jealous of all other girls, weird ugly slut who looks like a pumpkin

look at that jessica girl she's such a loser

Author: truthtruthtruthtruth123 http://jessica.urbanup.com/6327284

37. (jessica) (37↑, 15↓)

girl whos face looks like a pumpkin she acts like she is great at everything but she's not acts cool but she's not acts like everyone loves her but no one does acts like shes hot, she's not

jessica= pumpkin face

Author: pumpkinlumpkindumpkin http://jessica.urbanup.com/6327307

38. (Jessica) (67↑, 46↓)

A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.

"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the [pink sock]." "Damn she's such a [Jessica]." Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?" CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be [Jessica] size...[Duh]\!"

Author: FishTacoFrank http://jessica.urbanup.com/5727425

39. (jessica) (45↑, 36↓)

the name of a major whore who gets with other guys when she is in a relationship. loves to lead guys on and then fuck em over.

guy1: dude i just got fucked over last week... guy2 : lemme guess, it was jessica wasnt it? guy1: howd you know\!?\! guy2: she was my gf. as of yesterday i dumped her, got with about 15 guys including you when i was with her. fucking whore.

Author: blink182fan007 http://jessica.urbanup.com/6002785

40. (Jessica) (56↑, 65↓)

The sluttiest pisswhore on the planet. Likes the taste of her own ass while she's sucking it from her master's dick. Enjoys having her rectum filled with piss and being forced to hold on to it, or receive a severe caning. Fantasizes about being used by a large room full of men, taking their cocks down her throat while her master brands her ass and thighs.

Choke me on your cock, sir\! - Jessica

Author: bananapyramid http://jessica.urbanup.com/5561563

41. (Jessica) (55↑, 66↓)

Skank

person 1- Did you see that girl last night flirting with my boyfriend? person 2- Yes, shes such a Jessica. person 3- I saw that too, thats probs her name.

Author: lovinlifehaterscanhate http://jessica.urbanup.com/5394606

42. (Jessica) (40↑, 52↓)

A girl-like creature originated from the planet pandora. She is one of the last descendants of the avatar neytiri. Due to the fact that avatars have constantly been mating with humans, this generation of avatar does not have blue tint of skin and has evolved to our human height. However, freckles are still visible on her face and limited mental abilities are most apparent. Also, they have not fully evolved yet and therefore walk like a drunk chicken

Jack is so stupid\! He did not know how to solve this question. What a Jessica\! Dude, shes looks so creepy\! What a Jessica\!

Author: Henry Reynolds is so cool http://jessica.urbanup.com/5529236

43. (Jessica) (65↑, 83↓)

Are usually quiet slutty , and are known to be easily confused. Jessicas are usually very friendly with just about everyone, some times too friendly. Jessicas can come in any color pale to tan , and are very skinny. People often refer to Jessica in relation to being dumb or slutty.

Steve: Oh my god , Liz was such a hoe last night\! Matt: I know she was pulling a Jessica\! Or Amy: I'm such a blonde today\! Gabby: Jessica moment\!

Author: Unknown_Source_ 19 http://jessica.urbanup.com/5165015

44. (Jessica) (70↑, 89↓)

Cum dumpster slut with low self esteem

"I got with jessica\!" Who hasn't?

Author: youstoopidcunt http://jessica.urbanup.com/5292307

45. (Jessica) (47↑, 73↓)

Jessica is a slut. she acts as if everyone loves her and all the boys want her. she gloats about how big her breast are when its all just her stuffing theem. she wears her clothes skin tight, and her down. she likes to dancce although she cant.

guy1: whoa her clothes are tight. whats her name? guy2: jessica, she gets a round quite abit.

Author: invaderzimm http://jessica.urbanup.com/5418234

46. (jessica) (29↑, 60↓)

When someone gets absolutely wasted and is a complete and utter state beyond control. This includes vomiting, spitting, dribbling and any other bodily fluids being released from the body. e.g. you have to carry said person along the floor by their hair because they cannot carry their own body weight.

Dude, you did such a Jessica last night. I had to follow you around with a Flash spray and dishcloth.

Author: Hermzit http://jessica.urbanup.com/5408156

47. (Jessica) (49↑, 93↓)

The biggest two-faced bitch you will ever know. She is gonna take away your friends and fuck your boyfriend. Jessica's usually have a huge ugly face and they like to suck mexican dicks. (this definition does not include Jessie's, just Jessica's)

Dude, that girl is an ugly bitch. She is such a Jessica\!

Author: hihihhihihihihihihihihihihihih http://jessica.urbanup.com/5383921

48. (jessica) (114↑, 240↓)

jessica is a very common name it stands for demanding and mean but she can be nice

jessica was mean to me

Author: baby_A http://jessica.urbanup.com/3574837

49. (Jessica) (156↑, 354↓)

A girl who likes to steal other people's boyfriends. Sleeps around, but often gets rejected lots.

Kia: Did you her about jessica? Nathan: Yeah, She tried stealing Racheal's Boyfriend\! Kia: Yeah but he rejected her

Author: dragonflyx0xlolx0 http://jessica.urbanup.com/3338303

50. (jessica) (125↑, 410↓)

firey red head who makes up for her shortness with a loudddd mouth. no she is sweet but sticks up 4 herself when neccesary. usually a motherly type and has a kick butt bubby\!

fire head.......... short but spunky funky

Author: bzzza http://jessica.urbanup.com/1277894

51. (Jessica) (216↑, 536↓)

an ugly, stupid, BITCH whose sole purpose in life is to produce bastard babies, and feels no remorse. She is a huge, herpes-infested slut, who can't take care of a kid. She resembles and is often mistaken for Godzilla. She admits to being a fat *HIPPO-crite [*hypocrie] and a cheater and a boyfriend stealer. She is a huge shit talker; you can avoid her because one feels an earth quake when she approaches. Her physique is nothing less than flabby, just like her vagina. She smells like all the ocean's dead, rotten, fungus-infested fish. And she's horribly grotesque. She's also envious of all, and it's no wonder why. Beware of this hairy beast, who also resembles Chewbacca (mostly because of her hairy back);

Siamese Pregnant Whale= Jessica

Author: yeah, the real BEAUTIFUL one http://jessica.urbanup.com/3302821

52. (Jessica) (149↑, 479↓)

A girl who fails the final exam (sex) more than once.

I pulled another Jessica, I couldn't get pass the tip, again\!

Author: koreagotsseoul http://jessica.urbanup.com/3220088

53. (jessica) (383↑, 761↓)

see mindslut (also a professional relationship destroyer)

Guy 1: Life is so much less frustrateing when you don't have to deal wit jessica Guy 2: fuck yea

Author: u no wht it is http://jessica.urbanup.com/2806941

54. (jessica) (370↑, 856↓)

spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases

i met a jessica the other night and told them off.

Author: william bill http://jessica.urbanup.com/2731582

55. (jessica) (160↑, 658↓)

a strong minded southern bell whose idea of a perfect afternoon is applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches. With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner. Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours. and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl. And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar. but at he end of the day her life is complete because aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong. they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong

john:damnn did you see that new movie jessica made Juanito: OHH si si muyy caliente john: shes yummy

Author: kalua nelson http://jessica.urbanup.com/2952242

56. (jessica) (675↑, 1413↓)

a jessica is a male that is trapped in a womans body. all jessicas have secret identities as being men in their past/post life.

oh no\! i feel bad for him. hes in the wrong body\! he's a jessica.

Author: pitanga http://jessica.urbanup.com/2361291

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Last updated: 2012.03.01